What a CV would really look like without taboo’s:

  • Soldering microelectronic components onto PC boards (as well as dismantling dysfunctional ones) — Random reparations on various electronic items.
  • “Duplication” of CEO signatures on various relevant documents
  • Multilingual translations of doctoral theses and technical documents
  • Cracking passwords of various “accidentally” locked intranet accounts
  • Journalism and photography
  • Modelling — nude stills
  • Electrical rewiring to house electricity conformity standards
  • DJ, Bouncer, Party organiser
  • Set, lighting and sound management
  • Digital marketing and copy-writing
  • Immigration law
  • Canoeing, motorcycling, dancing, archery
  • Leather works and couture
  • HTML, JAVA scripting and Excel Automation
  • Client negotiations
  • Marriage and relationship counselling
  • Basic plumbing and car maintenance
  • Basic construction work

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